1. You were my political science professor in undergrad who used to join me for coffee in the Student Union Building before class. You asked for my phone number and then called my house to ask me out on a date. I told you that I wasn’t comfortable with the fact that you were my teacher and that I hoped it wouldn’t affect my grade. You never talked to me again. I earned an A.
2. You were a network executive who sat in a screening and ogled the daughter of one of our main characters in the show. She was a blond young woman wearing a tank top, and even though she had nothing to do with the story, you joked about how she should get more screen time, especially in the chest area.
3. You were a government employee where I was an intern. You said lascivious things about me to the woman who shared the office. She laughed and said, “cut it out, she’s jailbait!” You said, “jail would be worth it.”